Richard: The Annie Leibovitz exhibit at the art museum made a lot more sense when I found out she is an out-there lesbian.
George: Yeah, a photograph of the water in the river where Virginia Wolfe killed herself was interesting when I thought it was just a picture of water. But I liked the picture of the television that Elvis Presley shot.
Mom: Yeah, Elvis Presley shot his TV when Elliott Gould was on because he stole his girlfriend.
Mom: Oh wait, it was Robert Goulet. He stole Elvis' girlfriend, so when Elvis saw him on TV, he shot it.
Dad: Oh, that makes much more sense for someone to leave Elvis for Robert Goulet rather than Elliott Gould. No offense Elliott Gould.
George: You old people, what ARE you talking about?