Nine-Year-Old Sarah's Diary -- posted by Sarah Grace

Apparently, after I had been writing to "Diary," I decided to go back and change it to God.


Dear Diary God,

We are going to move.  I want a boy friend so I can marry him, but I don't want to grow up.  I like being a kid because it is fun and you loose teeth.  I want God to come when I'm a kid, and I want a kid boy friend.  I alsoe like a boy that is cute, but not fat cute.  I say that a guy is going to kiss me when I am asleep, but that is really dumb.

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Dear Diary God,

I don't think I will get a boy friend because I have fat cheaks and he won't like me.  I want a boy that has good taste.  Some girls have bad taste and do sick things like being nacked, but I'm not like that.  If I do get married, I want to have seven kids like my mom.

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Dear Diary God,

Spencer is my brother.  I sort of like him, but he does this anoiing sound.  James is a little pixie guy, and he is always into stuff.  Webb is so cute and chubby.  All my brothers are mean and they say I'm stuped because I want a boy friend, but I think it is so so so romantic.

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Dear Diary God,

I call this chapter "The Great Cat Mystery."  It all started a month ago when my dog started barking....  I went to see what it was.  I saw a cat in our workshop.  Then at dusk we went to see what it was doing in there.  We went in, and it liked us.  It had 5 kittens.  We are planning to keep them so they will have a nice safe home.  So Diary God, the cat... er... and kitten mystery, is considerd closed.