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Me, a little frantic: "It's getting later with every minute!"
Bill, with pause, and in perfect deadpan: "That's how it works."
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Older brother to next younger brother who refuses to quit quoting Genie from Aladdin after lo these many years:
"You are living proof that living with Robin Williams would really suck."
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Allen Boy: "What if somebody asks me what grade I'm in? Do I say I'm in Beta because Dad forgot to order Gamma?"
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Allen Boy: "My ankles are killing me!"
Me: "Those are your knees, son."
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