Saturday, February 28, 2009

Overheard -- posted by Mom

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Dad, responding to a little boy's burp at the breakfast table: "We're not in China, Son."

George (non-offender): "What does burping have to do with China?"

Dad: "In that culture burping at the table isn't rude. (long pause) That's why they're communists, Son"

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John, reminiscing while serving himself a slice of bacon: "The bacon at the hotel in Jacksonville was so chewy that I kept chewing and chewing and chewing. It was like trying to eat a dog's chew toy."

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Mom: "Richard, you're so cute I could just eat you up!"

Richard, mumbling under his breath: "Eat me up? So.... when did you start up with that?"

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